"Six things God hates (and one more that he loathes with a passion)"

Proverbs 6:16-19

1. Eyes that are arrogant
2. A tongue that lies,
3. Hands that murder the innocent,
4. A heart that hatches evil plots
5. Feet that race down a wicked track,
6. A mouth that lies under oath
7. A troublemaker in the family.

from Proverbs 6:16-19 (Also includes how not to be an April Fool), in "The Message" translation; a sharp, modern paraphrase of the Bible.