- Eyes that are arrogant
- A tongue that lies,
- Hands that murder the innocent,
- A heart that hatches evil plots
- Feet that race down a wicked track,
- A mouth that lies under oath
- A troublemaker in the family.
from Proverbs 6:16-19 (Also includes how not to be an April Fool), in "The Message" translation; a sharp, modern paraphrase of the Bible.